Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better
and more confident
about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and
let you tell the
world that you’re ready and willing to do just about
anything.
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past
and you will discover
many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and
start living, with
Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who
are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women
who wouldn’t mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try
it.
Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
Erotic lustfulness
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Loss of virginity
Attraction to the same sex
Table dancing
Headache
Dehydration
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you
are whispering when
you are not.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell
your friends over and
over again that you love them.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think
you can sing.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you
can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting
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