Never Mess with Angry Women
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a
snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither
of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women
drivers. The woman says, ‘So, you’re a man.
That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at
our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should be friends
and live in peace for the rest of our days.’
Flattered, the man replies, ‘Oh yes, I agree
completely, this must be a sign from God! But you’re
still at fault…women shouldn’t be allowed to
drive.’
The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s
another miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune.’
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and
hands it back to the man.
The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’
The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait
for the police…’
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever and evil.
Don’t mess with them.
