Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, Bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be Able to monitor my moods.
We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it
Turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a
Big frickin red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond. Dumb idiot.
