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HOW TO DRESS IF YOU GAINED A FEW POUNDS

No matter the reasons – stress, not respecting some classic rules like avoiding sweets and too much bread – you managed to gain a few pounds. of course, you are starting a diet but the problem won’t solve itself overnight. in the mean time you need to hide somehow the fat tissue.

Hiding the belly
  When women gain a few ponds they usually deal with a great amount of water tissue on their abdomens. In this case you must avoid thigh blouses or sweaters. Just wear something with a “V” shaped décolleté to distract the attention from you belly. Dark colors are recommended because they create the optical impression of a slim siluette, so try to wear colors like: dark read, dark blue and black.

Fat tissue on you legs?

You can’t anymore close the zipper of your jeans? This doesn’t mean your belly grew up over night, it simply means you are wearing high pants. Try and wear some pants that are lower and also a sweater with medium length that will go down as far as your knees.
 
High-heels

You should consider high-hells because even if you are a little chubby they will give you more confidence and they will create the sensation of a long leg therefore your siluette will appear slimmer. 
  
  And a last trick: hats, gloves, earrings and any kinds of accessories. The explanation is quite simple actually: when people around you will look at them their attention will be distracted from the things you don’t want them to see and this way you won’t have to deal with remarks like:” Did you gain some weight?”.

The key to hiding those extra pounds is to know the way you should dress. Choosing the right clothing will make you look unchanged until you manage to regain your ideal weight.

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Tools For Picking-Up Girls

We all know that approaching woman isn’t easy. It can be  embarrassing and downright difficult. But,  if you know what you are doing and have faith in your own forces you can get the one you like.

Impressing a woman is not an easy task, especially if you don’t have a lot of experience with females. There are many components that go into impressing a woman.

If you want to learn how to impress a girl, then you should do your best to be positive. Keep in mind that smiles and jokes are great bonding mechanisms that you can use to impress a girl.

There is a charm and seductive attraction that some guys have, so they have all the girls they want. This  magnet is called charisma, and it is very important if you want to attract the woman of your life. But, if this is a problem for you, you must try some tricks to pick-up the woman you want.

For example, use your dog to pick-up girls. You have a dog? Now its your chance. Take a walk with your dog on the place where you know your special one passes by every day. Any girl likes dogs.  Small ones are very cute and the big ones make you look hot.

So, if you are with your dog out and suddenly your girl pass over. Make sure that she sees you. If it happens that your dog had a bad behavior and starts barking at her you might apologize and tell her to not take it personally. So, you can discus with her. Show her that your dog know some tricks  and while your dog is sitting and rolling over you’ re getting to know the girl.

Babies. Every woman love babies.  Your friend is married and has a baby? Join your friend when he goes out with the baby and show interest by playing with the kid when she passes by you. Next day you can offer to watch out the baby for your friend and take him to a walk to show her you like kids. But make sure she has saw you in the day before with your friend to not think that the baby is yours. If the baby is crying when she passes by you, you might be lucky and she might offer her help to make the baby stop crying.  Then, you get to talk with her and may ask her for a date.

Use some magic tricks to attract her. You are seeing her every day and you don’t have the courage to talk to her. First of all, relax. One of the biggest turnoffs for women is a guy who’s uptight. Just relax and you’ll be fine. After you start talking with her use some magic tricks to impress her and attract her. You may say that you are good at magick and you are offering to guess her future by reading her hand. She’ll definitely laugh but if she’s ok with this you may tell her that she will have a glorious future.

Don’t forget to make her laugh. Laughter is all you need to attract  women easily and quickly. If you are able to make her laugh any time and any places it will be easier to you to get the woman you are  looking after for some long time.

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When your Love Life Slides off the Track

How often have you heard the statement, “The passion is gone?”  Perhaps you feel you are more like roommates, than lovers.  Once the excitement in a loving relationship goes out the door, so can the passion.

 Once you have experienced distance in your relationship, and affection starts to wane, you can feel great sadness.  When you begin to lose all the important things that seemed to matter when you first met, it can be difficult to begin again.

 You can breathe new life into your love life!  It is time to pour new energy into showing your partner just how much they mean to you.

 Even Before you Begin….
 
 Resolve to never give up!  Have a plan and then see it through right until the very end.  A good relationship is worth every minute of your efforts!

 If you are feeling you are the only one doing all of the work in this relationship and you just want out, think again! Your interpretation of your relationship will color how you act next. 
 
 You need to be positive to move forward. Don’t make a rash decision while in the heat of the moment.  Take some time to cool off, to re-group and then to remain committed. You are going to learn how to enhance your love life!

 Forget about the idea of making another relationship work when the one you are in now needs work.  If you are not willing to do the work needed in your current relationship, remember that a new relationship will be even more difficult to work through. 

 We carry the baggage from our unresolved relationships right into the new ones!

 Think that the upset you feel now will bring about the wisdom necessary to grow in your relationship, despite the situation. You will be stimulated to face what comes next. Enhancing your love life takes work!

 Fixing a relationship that involves two, takes two.  You must both agree to this, otherwise, the relationship will end when one partner refuses to do the work.

 Once the decision to move forward is clear by both parties, enhancing your love life will take both partners working together, making new promises and beginning with a first step.

 There needs to be action now.  You both want to be making new choices such as changing your thinking, engaging in new behavioral patterns and changing your relationship from one that is just so-so into one filled with love and promise.

 Remember — it is much wiser to learn to remake the future than to continue to relive the past. Tell yourself this truth, over and over.

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Laugh Often and Live Much

Are you caught up in the gloom and doom of life.  Time for you to get out of your negativity and see the lighter side of life.  If you do not balance humor with intensity, you are destined to live a life of stress and surgery.

If you look at life and the characters that are playing roles in your life, you can not help but find much comedy in the way human beings present themselves to you.  Some of these roles include drama person, psycho person, charming person, manipulating person, funny person, sad person, political person, and on and on.  Next time you run into one of these people, just listen to how serious or lightly he or she takes life and inject some humor into the discussion.  There are many people that are wound so tight that this will be the best therapy you can give them while having a good time with them.

By seeing the lighter side of life, you will begin to attract many people as humans are attracted to positive energy and light.  You will also want to seek out more of the positive people out there to recharge your batteries from time to time.  There are not as many outlets for humor today, which is contributing to the negative thinking of our society.  During these bad economic times, we are charged with helping our neighbor to get through this time and part of the help needs to be bringing hope and some joy to others.  Fun and humor do not cost anything, but they will bring a priceless gift of hope and joy to a person’s soul.

Take time to look at the lighter side of life during these tenuous times.  Learn to laugh at yourself as you are the funniest character of all in the people that you know.  You know yourself better than anyone, which gives you much more material to work with on your comical skits!

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bad breath

We’ve all been there.  You round the corner to your desk ready to start the day’s work when you are suddenly accosted by the familiar stench of a co-worker’s bad breath.

“Here we go again…”, you think.  “Another ‘H’-filled tirade that won’t ever permeate my ears because I’m too busy trying to keep it from permeating my nose.”

“So anywahhhhy,” continues your co-worker, “Hhhhank Hhhhenshhhhaaw from Hhhhuman Reshhhhourcess told me ouhhhhhr 401k plahhhhn is an outstahhhhnding invehhhhhstment optiohhhhhn…”

Somehow, we’d like to think that our forced smile and wilting eyelashes might tell the offending party that there’s something less than stellar about the way they are coming across.  Unfortunately, that’s simply wishful thinking.  The problem is that no one knows they have a problem.  We seem to be immune to our own stench, and unlike Willy Nelson’s muse, it’s never on our minds. 

So how do you tell someone that their breathe is causing you to have a problem differentiating their head from their derriere?  Sure, if it’s someone you know and are comfortable with, you can try honesty.  Still, even honesty has it’s own set of problems.  Do you play it off like it’s a one-time occurrence you just noticed and hope that mentioning it takes care of the situation for good?  Do you sit them down and have a serious discussion which could ultimately embarrass them or make you look like the bad person?  How will they react to either scenario?  You’d want to be told if you had bad breath, wouldn’t you?  Would you feel comfortable being told by this person that you have bad breath?  Do you really know them well enough to be discussing this situation with them?

These are all important questions whose answers will vary with each unique situation.  Still, there are some things you can avoid saying that are universal across all situations.  I have taken the liberty of listing a few of them below.  Remember, honesty is the best policy, but brutal honesty is often unnecessary.

# 1 Gee, is that your breath or did I blow my nose right after wiping my you know what?

# 2 And now here’s me with the weather:  Thanks, me!  Well it looks like there’s a stank front moving due east from wherever  your mouth happens to be.  We’re looking at a 100% chance of Halitosis throughout the rest of your life.  Sports is next followed by today’s lottery numbers.  Stay Tuned!

# 3 I don’t mean to be rude but your horrible breath is melting my face.  To have to stand here and listen to you is agonizingly painful.  Hey, you ever see that “Alien” movie where the alien is breathing in Sigourney Weaver’s face and she just cringes because the thing is so scary and because it’s saliva is an acid that can eat through metal? This is a lot like that because even though your saliva won’t eat through metal, I’m fairly certain your mouth-stench will and that is scaring the crap outta me, my friend.  Again, I don’t mean to be rude…

So you see, dear reader, one must choose carefully when approaching a subject this sensitive.  Perhaps honesty is not always the best policy.  Better yet, why not just leave an anonymous note…and a breath mint.

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