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Are You Desperate To Date A Girl

Finding the right girl for you to date takes a lot of confidence, honesty and time. A good place to start is visiting the places where a lot of people hang out, at the same time, places that you love so that you start with a place that you both havein common.  You can not afford to act too smart on dates, so prep way ahead of time to keep a level of certainty to your approach.  If you love going to coffee shops or going to clubs on Friday nights, then look for her there. It is important to meet a girl that does similar things that you do.

An effective and interesting way to meet a girl is through online matchmakers. These matchmaker sites will assist you so you can find the right girl for you. Here, you can read about their personalities and traits as well as you can talk to them and see their photos. Make certain that you take time in knowing the girl well before you invite and meet with her on a date.  Remember, she will not trust you unless you are a gentlemen, yet do not be too goody goody or she will think you are boring or maybe a stalker!!!

If meeting girls online is not your “cup of tea”, then you can meet girls at social gatherings, parties, clubs, or the gym. You can also organize a simple party and ask your female buddies to bring along their friends. The more girls that you meet, you have more chances of meeting that special girl for you since you will screw up at a high rate.  Just remember that you will not meet her just by staying at home. You have got to go out and look for her with conscious effort and a very alert mind.

And when you do find her, although it is a good thing to display your attraction and interest, never over do it; never tell her things that will make her run away from you.

Keep in mind not to ask the girl right away for a date; asking her too soon might scare her off. Instead, be casual and friendly; get to her a step at a time, before you decide to date her. Call her so you both can have a conversation and you will find some things about her. Then when you feel that the time is right and that you like her enough to spend an evening with her, then go and ask.

Congratulations! Now you are ready for a date (in case she answered yes). Here are guidelines on what to do:

1. Spend the evening in a place you know she loves. Since you already know what her “likes” are during your phone conversations, then you will have an idea where to bring her. Also be sure you like the place; this will be of no problem, since you met her in a place that you both enjoy visiting.

2. Dress right. This means dressing for the occasion and for the place; dress that you look and feel good. Take extra effort so that you are well groomed (shaved, smells nice, freshly ironed clothes and clean shoes). Remember, this is your first date and you have to put on that good and lasting impression on her.

3. Relax and be yourself. Do not put too much thought on whether she will like you or not. The fact that she said yes for this date means she likes you. When you are relaxed, you can converse well and make her at is as well.

4. Be courteous and polite. Be careful of the things you say and do as rude comments or anxious behavior is unpleasant and can offend her. Be considerate and respectful; when you smoke, ask her first.

5. Listen. At some point, let her do the talking and just listen attentively. By listening, your conversation will continue to flow. While it is good to ask her questions so that you can get to know her, be careful with your questions and avoid personal interrogation.

6. Be careful when selecting the food. From your phone conversations, learn what her favorites are. Likewise, carefully choose a menu that is not messy to eat.

7. Never ever get drunk. There is nothing humiliating then having a drunken date.

8. Never talk about your past relationships. Remember, the woman you like is with you now and a potential serious relationship at hand. Forget about the past.

9. End the date right, do not be overly pushy. Evaluate the situation. When you feel that you both had a good time and you like her, a hug or a brief kiss will do. Do not go beyond. This will just send out the wrong sign, signaling to her that you are either very desperate or that you are only out for sex. Do not forget to thank her and tell her that you had a wonderful.

So do not be desperate. There are a lot of women out there and if you will not find them, chances are, they will find you! Just be patient!

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Laugh Often and Live Much

Are you caught up in the gloom and doom of life.  Time for you to get out of your negativity and see the lighter side of life.  If you do not balance humor with intensity, you are destined to live a life of stress and surgery.

If you look at life and the characters that are playing roles in your life, you can not help but find much comedy in the way human beings present themselves to you.  Some of these roles include drama person, psycho person, charming person, manipulating person, funny person, sad person, political person, and on and on.  Next time you run into one of these people, just listen to how serious or lightly he or she takes life and inject some humor into the discussion.  There are many people that are wound so tight that this will be the best therapy you can give them while having a good time with them.

By seeing the lighter side of life, you will begin to attract many people as humans are attracted to positive energy and light.  You will also want to seek out more of the positive people out there to recharge your batteries from time to time.  There are not as many outlets for humor today, which is contributing to the negative thinking of our society.  During these bad economic times, we are charged with helping our neighbor to get through this time and part of the help needs to be bringing hope and some joy to others.  Fun and humor do not cost anything, but they will bring a priceless gift of hope and joy to a person’s soul.

Take time to look at the lighter side of life during these tenuous times.  Learn to laugh at yourself as you are the funniest character of all in the people that you know.  You know yourself better than anyone, which gives you much more material to work with on your comical skits!

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Baby Boomers Moderate Exercise

Baby boomers, who exercise more than any generation before them, have been flocking to orthopedic surgeons to tend to their aching tendons and joints.

As news of the growing need for surgical intervention spread, a number of boomers have found the willpower to moderate the intensity of their workout routines.

Personal experience has also confirmed the wisdom of moderation. For example, one inveterate marathoner was shocked by the surprising perception that there were not a lot of senior citizens dashing across the finish line in the New York Marathon.

He began to wonder if at a certain age less strenuous activity might actually be, not only the better part of healthcare, but all that’s generally possible. He also began to ask himself if seniors who persisted in intense physical challenges like the marathon were absent at or near the finish line because they literally dropped by the wayside. He dismissed that possibility, because it really brought into question his hope for up-to-the-last-minute youth.

He shared the possible advisability of moderation with a fellow boomer, who happened to be his girlfriend. She agreed to take it into consideration but required proof of the astonishing comeuppance. So, while working out at her gym, she looked around and noticed, to her amazement, that there were not a lot of seniors sweating along with her, especially on the running track and in the weight room.

Most unsettling of all, she noticed that a confounded lot of the runners looked younger than she did.

She dared to break the stunning revelation to a friend, who told her boyfriend. Since hot news has a way of making it through the boomer vine, soon the bewildered generation was abuzz with the invitation to moderation.

Being serious about their health, many have researched the bone-crushing consequences of persistent over-exercise and have discovered that that they really should take it a little easy on themselves, especially since many of them are flirting with age 60. It seems that if they can persuade themselves of the wisdom at least some moderation they will go a long way toward preserving their knees, ankles, and assorted joints, tendons, and muscles. They could also save on visits to the surgeon.

As expected, however, hard-line boomers are adopting an over-exercise-until-you-drop attitude.

As one recalcitrant member of the group said, “Hey, it’s like exercising came with the genes. I can’t change my routine anymore than I can change my feet, which wake up every morning, ready to run for miles.”

This group is so determined they plan to exercise excessively, even if it means hobbling into old age due to self-inflicted hobbling. As another member of the over-exercise or you’re over-the-hill group stated, ”Look, if I’m going to need a knee replacement or two, I might as well be one of the first in my generation to get one.”

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Are You Serious

Perhaps you have considered hiring a movie star lookalike or female impersonator for your next get together or special event? If you haven’t, you could be missing out on one of the newest trends in event planning right now. Hiring celebrity lookalikes and female impersonators can help your up coming event by:

•Offering laughs and surprises. Truly imagine the look on your guests’ faces as they are greeted by Elvis or Madonna at your party or big event. Many people laugh out loud when they see celebrity lookalikes and female impersonators. By including these types of entertainers, you can instantly create a great atmosphere as well as encourage people to relax and enjoy themselves.

•Drawing attention. If celebrity lookalikes and female impersonators arrive at your function, it is certain that people will be intrigued and want to join in all the fun. In addition, think about the terrific response you can get if you publicize that The Beatles will be at your music school workshop. The truth is, celebrity and female impersonators can be great marketing, regardless of what sort of function you will be hosting.

•Offering a personalized event. There are qualified entertainers out there who can impersonate anyone and anything. No matter what your interests and no matter what the motif of your function, you can find excellent lookalike entertainers that can assist you. Even if you are preparing a business conference, consider the great atmosphere you would build by including Bill Gates or Donald Trump lookalikes.

•Offering superb entertainment. Many celebrity lookalikes and female impersonators have voice and theater training. Some can provide speeches, sing, or do stand up comedy acts. Should you be tired of having the same old music band, lookalikes are a vibrant new alternative.

•Offering wonderful photograph possibilities. Few entertainers offer the kind of excellent photos that celeb lookalikes and female impersonators can offer. These entertainers devote hours achieving a perfect look to make your event an incredible success.

No matter what your next big event will be like, hiring celebrity and female impersonators is a great idea. Your guests will talk about your event for years to come and will eagerly anticipate the future events you host.

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Basketball For Short People

Since the 1950s, when little although fast players had an opportunity of making it onto a professional court – such as the legendary Bob Cousy of the Boston Celtics, known for startling innovations such as dribbling and passing behind the back – the game has been dominated by ever taller athletes, starting with the arrival of Wilt, The Stilt, Chamberlain.

Today, The National Basketball Association has come to realize that the trend to tall has demoralized people of which fall within the standard array of human height and that it has positively devastated little persons.

Compared to the slam- dunking ways of the seven footers, these distressed athletes simply can’t get people interested in watching them hoop it up. Consequently, interest in the game as a participation activity has waned, and the association is concerned that, as less persons run up their excitement about playing it, fewer of them will pay to see it.

In an attempt to turn back basketball to the generally poplar place it held in the minds and hearts of the US public before it became the exclusive province of players whose moms might be suspected of stretching them as babies, the association is considering legitimizing a court simply for individuals of common height, with a special accommodation for shorter individuals. The basic plan calls for the basket to be lowered by one foot for players from 5’ 6” to 6’ 6” as well as two feet for people who are actually shorter but still picture slam- dunking the ball in addition to dangling from the hoop in a celebratory fashion.

When the new guidelines go into effect, virtually everyone can eventually be able to enjoy the game in as dramatic a style as today’s seven footers.

For now the strategy calls for limiting the innovation to beginner players, but the association confides that if fans once again take an interest in viewing common- dimension persons play the game, there is the potential to establish an entire brand new league, made up of speed merchants that may be merely eye- high to a present pro’s elbows.

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